Hi,
Akpos is in the news again. This time, Akpos has enrolled for adult education. His reason, “I must learn this English language very well. I want to go to this London like Osuofia and Jenifa. I cannot carry last” .
Day 1 at School
So on his first day at school, the first class was English Language. The teacher called on Akpos and asked him:-
Teacher: Akpos, make a Sentence with “Big”
Akpors: The Ram Is Big
Teacher: Make it longer
Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo
Teacher was like , “WHAAAAAT!!!!”.
The Teacher recovered and continued with his questions: –
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this?
Akpors: We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN
Teacher: Get out of my Class, Akpos
Akpos bounced out of the class, not sure what to do. Somehow, he made his way to the library. Once inside, he spotted a very pretty girl reading quietly. He quickly approached her and started wooing her right in the library. Oh Akpos! After some minutes, the girl got angry and shouted,
“Will you please leave me alone so that I can concentrate?
Everybody turned and looked at Akpos.
So what did Akpos do? Akpos gazed her intently and replied in a loud voice:
“I will not leave you alone until you accept Jesus as your Lord and personal Saviour!”
Wow!!! Akpos will not kill somebody oooooo!
Day 2 at School
Immediately Akpos entered the class, the teacher stopped him at the door.
Teacher: You can only enter my class if you answer the following questions.
Akpos: Okay. Go on.
Teacher: Akpos how was your night?
Akpos: I don’t know ma, I was sleeping.
Teacher: Why do we drink water?
Akpos: Because we cannot eat water.
Teacher: Akpos, what Is the name for a baby lizard?
Apkos: Lizzy baby.
Teacher: The process of developing from a child to an Adult is called
Akpos: ADULTERY.
The Teacher exclaimed: What manner of Man are you, Akpos? You are very silly. Go and sit down now.
As usual, Akpos bounced to his seat.
The Teacher turned to the class and asked: –
Teacher: who is a pharmacist?
Only Akpos raised up his hand
Teacher: So Akpos is the most intelligent student I have in this class? So there is no body else to answer the question except Akpos?
(there was no reply from the students)
Teacher: Ok, Akpos, use this cane and flog everyone ten strokes of cane each….
Akpos with a wide smile gave all the student ten hot strokes of the cane each….
Teacher: Okay, my dear Akpos tell these dumb student who a Pharmacist is…
Akpos: A Pharmacist is a farmer who assist people.
The Teacher fainted.
Exam Day
Akpos and his best friend Kome sat in the exam room to write their final exams. Kome had studied very well for the paper while Akpos had not.
This is what went on between them in the exam room.
INVIGILATOR: 10 mins more…
AKPOS: Kome, are you done with the theory?
KOME: Yes, but I am now doing the objectives.
AKPOS: Ok then pass the theory to me, for me to copy because I have not done anything.
KOME: Is that so? Ok take it and copy because time is not on our side.
AKPOS: Thanks
INVIGILATOR: Get ready to stop work……
KOME: Hey Akpos, give me my paper.
AKPOS: Oh Kome, I couldn’t do it oo…it was too much, so I cancelled your name and wrote my name there…
KOME: What!!!???
INVIGILATOR: Stop work!!!
Two weeks later, the exams results were published
Principal: Akpos your result was very poor and disgraceful. What’s
your favourite subject?
Akpos: Free period.
USE ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE AKPOS – IS HE SMART OR CRAZY??!?!
Super crazy!!! Loool
Bros, if i catch Akpos…
Amazing Post. thank you for sharing… waiting for more.
many thanks for your kind words, Renal. For more, stay tuned to http://www.konnectafrica.net
cheers.
SMART BUT TOO SMART. AND TOO MUCH OF EVERYTHING IS BAD.
real crazzy,loz
loool. It is not a small something o! Akpos is a case!
Hahaha funi u Akpos
Lol
Am akpos junior broda, my brain contain pass ur own oo u d craz.
Dat waz really funny, abeg akpos make u cm borrow small sense 4rm me
Claims to be smart, bt smartness has smarted him.
no mind akpos jare na small pikin de worry am
Very smart and funny bt hmmmmm
akpos baba
lwkmd ooo akpos fool die
I dosnt knw wether to say he s smart or crazy
Crazy guy
That is AKpos for you
YOU ARE SOO INCREDIBLE
Give it up for Akpos, Brother. Looool
I LVE AKPOS JOKES
hahahaha Eihhh pls give me water hahahhhah
so funny
De guy crazzy pa pa pa
man u so hilarious l wish l wil meet one day
Mhenn!!!..akpos is a mess!!woaw..xo hilarious..nid some mintol..laughter left me with a soar throat
akpos inteligent crazy
me myself no understand this kin akpos self
both
i no sey na for una own farm we pharmacist de assist
lol akpos na funny guy oooo
Fuck dat ass who calls himself akpos
Akpos, dat isn’t 4nny
akpos is a funny comedian
— ELEVEN —From AKPOS To All My Single Ladies!!!If You have been engaged to a guy for 3 years and no wedding is forthcoming. Please, kindly remove the ring… Is your finger a key holder?— TWELVE —A Lady asked her boyfriend, Akpos” How much do you love me ?AKPOS: I love you so much, can’t measure…….Girl : No just tell me….AKPOS: Okay I am like a phone and you are my Sim card, there’s no me without you……Girl : aaaaaawww that is so romantic …….(Akpos says 2 himself) See this joker !!! I’m a china phone with 3 sims.— THIRTEEN —Teacher fell Asleep in Class and Akpos walked up to him,AKPOS: “Teacher are you sleeping in Class?”TEACHER: “No I am not Sleeping in Class.AKPOS: “What were you doing Sir ?TEACHER: I was talking to God.”The next day Akpos fell Asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to himTEACHER : “Akpos, You are sleeping in my Class.”AKPOS: “No not me Sir, I am not Sleeping.”ANGRY TEACHER: “What were you doing.??”AKPOS: “I was talking to God.”ANGRY TEACHER: “What did he Say ??”AKPOS: “God said he never spoke to you yesterday.— FOURTEEN —PHONE RINGS!!CHICHI: helloAKPOS: my love how are you doing?CHICHI: am fine.AKPOS:will you be less busy by weekend to come to my house?CHICHI:am sorry love I can’t make it because I will be attending my aunty’s wedding and the next day is de thanks givingin church,am so occupied.AKPOS:i wanted to take you out for shopping to surprise you with blackberrytorch and the brazilian hair u’ve been asking for.CHICHI:i will be coming and i may even spend a weekend if u want my love.AKPOS:what about the wedding?CHICHI:which wedding? I was just joking.AKPOS: me too love!
Simply hilarious, Kelvin. Thanks for sharing.
I LIKE THIS STORY
MONKEY
He resembles a fool at a tender age……lol
alpkos is funny like die
lol funny joke
Comment:AKPOR IS SMART
This is absolutely interesting. Kudos to the dude that brought this up
This is absolutely interesting. Kudos to the dude that brought this up
Akpos is very funny
Akpos should be given award
Thanks for the update focus on the fact
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very funny post lol
Akpos deserves award for this
Lol this stuff got my ribs cracking
This is hilarious, thanks for the fun.