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Akpos The Joker 3

We bring it back again with more Akpos Jokes!!! LOL!!!

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Akpos The Joker 3

Teacher: How many types of coffee do we produce in Africa? Yes, Akpos, do you have an answer?

Akpos: [Raising hands] Yes Sir! We have two types.

Teacher: Really? What are they?

Akpos: Koffi Anan and Koffi Olomide!

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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?

Akpos: H, I, J, K, L, M, N….

Teacher: [Interrupting] What are you talking about?!

Akpos: Ah! Yesterday, you said it was H to O Sir! I heard you say that!

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Lecturer: What will happen if the earth rotates 30 times faster?

Akpos: [Pensively] Men will get their salaries every day and women will bleed to death.

Scene 4:

A friend: Akpos, what do you wish for come 2013?

Akpos: I wish for a bank that will give me a loan and then leave me alone!

Scene 5:

Ochuko owes Akpos a huge sum of money which he has no hopes of repaying. He decides to commit suicide and stabs himself with a knife.

Akpos: [Rushes in]: Ochuko! Ochuko! If you think you can die with my money, you are joking! [Akpos grabs another knife and stabs himself too]. You must pay me my money, and I will follow you anywhere until I collect it!

 Got any Akpos Jokes? Do Share!!!

Jennifer Nkem-Eneanya
Jennifer Nkem-Eneanya
5 Things You Didn't Know About Jennifer in 2015: 1. Her newest collection of short stories, 'The Curious Case of the Small Pikin & Other Stories' is available on 2. She ported from Blogger to WordPress and shares her uncensored thoughts on 3. She is an aspiring Filmmaker & Talk-show Host[ess] 4. She's a mother of two, wife of one and daughter of God. 5. She plans to travel around the world in less than 80 days... Now you Know! Find me on Twitter: @jennynkem

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